“You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns....” - Anon
“And yet one arrives somehow,
finds himself loosening the hooks of
her dress
in a strange bedroom—
feels the autumn
dropping its silk and linen leaves
about her ankles'. - Poem 'Arrival', William Carlos Williams
So, having read all my blurb and you still feel I float your boat, simply get in touch via the Contact form below, giving some details about yourself, what you are looking for and when you would like to meet up (please see my Rates and Availability page for my usual working hours), and I will respond as soon as I can so we can get the ball rolling. You are welcome to use an alias, as long as I have something I can call you! If you include your contact number and are happy for me to message you directly, please state this in your message.
Alternatively, if you are looking for a same-day booking or need to know my availability on a more urgent basis, you can contact me directly on my mobile number. Please note that I cannot always answer the phone due to other commitments or if I am with company, so texting is preferred if possible.
Once I receive your initial message, I will contact you to arrange a mutually convenient day/time for us to have a brief chat over the phone. The primary purpose of this is for me to get an idea of your personality and to gauge how we will get on in person; if we are going to spend an hour or more together, we need to at least be able to have a good chat! It has the added benefit of breaking the ice and I guarantee you will feel like you already know me by the time you arrive at my door. Many of my clients have told me it has really helped with their nerves prior to and at the start of their booking.
On the subject of nerves, this is very, very common, pretty much everyone feels nervous beforehand and when they arrive, (even I still do sometimes!) so PLEASE do not feel under pressure to appear the epitome of calm and confidence; I will soon put you at ease and get you nice and relaxed so you can enjoy your time with me. I’m not loud and in-your-face, nor am a shy and quiet, but I genuinely enjoy talking to people and shooting the breeze, which comes across naturally in my approach and seems to suit my clients well.
In the same vein, I do NOT want you to feel that you have to completely blow my mind in bed, nor see to all my needs before your own; this is absolutely not the be-all and end-all for me as, honestly, I get more enjoyment from looking after you. But if your pleasure is my pleasure, I won’t stop you….!
When you enter the door, the outside world is now left behind and you will be invited to follow me upstairs to my luxuriously decorated boudoir, complete with sensual candle lighting and chillout background music. Should you need to, you can firstly shower and freshen up before coming to join me in the room, where we can have a little chat to break the ice and mentally unwind. To fully indulge yourself and melt away any initial nerves why not allow me to give you a relaxing full body massage, which can be as erotic and ‘unprofessional’ as you will allow it to be….. From hereon in, we can go with the flow and lose ourselves in the delights of mutual exploration and a touch of hedonism.
I want you to feel completely chilled out and refreshed by the time you leave, having felt totally at ease with me and like you’ve known me for a lifetime. And of course, leaving you with an abundance of lingering, tingle-inducing memories to go away with, that I promise will play on your mind for days…..
until such a time that you simply have to come visit me again…..